Homophobia

I don't understand homophobia. It just doesn't make any sense. Fearing gay people is absolutely ridiculous. By nature the gay community will always be a minority, and will not inherit the earth by any means. Hating gays makes even less sense. Think about it. If every other male on the planet was homosexual, it would greatly increase my chances with the ladies. If some guy finds out he's a closet case and decides to switch teams, great. Less players in the game I prefer, more chances for me to score.

And what could be better than a gay wingman? He'd be more like super deflector dude. He'd stereotypically look after his appearance enough to really reel in the women, but in the end, he'd have to let them down and send them your way. Not only that, you could let the deflector do most of the talking, before, during and after your relationship with a woman, and never have to worry about his ulterior motives.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of the parades, propaganda and politics involved. I'm not going to buy a rainbow coloured jacket and start hosting my own show on Home & Garden Television anytime soon. But if you are queer, good. Stay Gay! See if I care. In fact, I have a nice shiny dollar for anyone that decides they don't like women anymore...