Come join the Culture Club!
Current cultured 'n coolio members include:
This container of yogurt | 
Some members of the original Culture Club |
We meet every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at the local McDonalds to discuss the benefits of cultural homogeneity and ways to speed globalization.
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Anybody is allowed to join the culture club, except for females and the french. It would violate our culture's doctrines.
To join simply leave a note.
Also we are currently looking for corporate sponsors!
Upcoming Culture Club Events:
Wednesday, November 3 - BYOB Meet n Greet
A party to initiate all the new members.
Thursday, November 4 - Dr Andrew Lewinski
Dr Lewinski talks about the great things about world rule under a benelovent dictatorship with space lasers and orbiting nuclear missles.
Wednesday, November 20 - Ariel Sharon
Nobel Prize winner Ariel Sharon speaks about the hurtles in building a massive wall through a country and his China fascination.
Tuesday, December 2 - Kim Jong Il
Kim Jong Il explains the hunger - > productivity link.
Friday, December 4 - Abibi Dar Ess'salami
Dermatologist Ess'salami explains the many benefits of burkas and their SPF factors.