Why your 'Life sucks'

If you're the normal type of crazy, in your mind, your life sucks. Today sucked, yesterday sucked, and tomorrow will suck hard.

Your life sucks. Sure. Being alive is a pain in the ass, ain't it? The rest of your existence will be a tedious ordeal of uninteresting guano. You're doomed.

But maybe it doesn't have to be like that, maybe the reason your week was such a shithole was that your whole attitude is a pile of feces.

See, the whole reason that your shreddies are perpetually pissed in is simple : your expectations are too high.

Your expectations of yourself, other people and the world at large were way too fucking high. You have too many wants. You aren't really to blame, its human nature. You will always look for bigger and better things. Otherwise you'd be too bored, but don't waste time being depressed about it.

The deal is, once you achieve your greatest desire, you'll just find something else to lust over. If you drive yourself bananas or leap off bridges because you don't get what you want, it may sound like you lived through a Shakespearean play, but in reality you're doing a big grown up version of a kindergarten tantrum.

What can you really expect from life? Nothing more than rice and water. It's the basics. All you really need for sustenance. Might want to get some more foods in there for a real balanced diet, but whatever. Rice is a staple food of billions, and no matter how badly some wanker wants to sell you the latest energy drink, you will not be able to find a better drink than normal, uncarbonated water. (Stay away from Europe - they carbonate everything.) Yep. Some food and water are all you actually need, therefore the only thing you should expect.

After your food and water, you can shut the fuck up in a big barrell of satisfaction, because you are one of the most fortunate on earth.

The only reason your life sucked in the first place is because you were being an asshole of decadence, chasing after the newest vehicle, IKEA sofa, widescreen television or "true love". Face it, this is just bullshit rainbows that people chase because they were too well fed.

Starve a few people for a while, and their lives won't suck because they don't get enough recognition from their peers. Their lives won't suck because they don't get enough attention from the opposite sex. Their lives won't suck because they failed out of school. Their lives will suck because they are starving and might die. Add up the people around the world that are actually sick or starving, and whatever your issue is doesn't matter whatsoever.

Yes, your life sucks. Let it suck more, for all I care.