anonymous german asks "ever wore anything other than a white shirt?"

Yes, occassionally. When I absolutely have to. I have a few green shirts, and a few blue shirts. And a black shirt with Mao on it. The white t-shirt craze started after buying a truckload of cheap touristy t-shirts in Mexico many years ago. Luckily for me, at about the same time my Tequila advertising t-shirts were wearing out, Molson, Coors and a number of breweries jumped on the free white shirt bandwagon. It made the world a better place.

White shirts are superior for a number of reasons:

• They usually come free in the case of beer you were going to buy anyways.
• White is best in sunlight.
• They show dirt and don't allow you to be a filthy bastard.

If the white shirts really bug you, well, if you get to know me better you might get to see me in a bright peachy sarong. But would that really be better?